Golden Circle
Ladies Diamond Back One Piece
- I’M The Og Funkita One Piece That Has Been Around Since Day Dot And Without Bragging, Continue To Remain The Most Popular Style.
- With Fabric Panels Across The Back I’Ll Make You Feel Secure And Supported Across The Bust And Shoulders.
- My Double Bind Straps Over The Shoulders Provide Added Comfort And Support While Swimming.
- I’Ll Provide You With A Nice, Modest Rear Coverage To Keep Your Peaches Snug While Swimming Along.
- I’Ve Got Additional Front Lining And Superior Construction To Be Your Perfect Training Companion For Years To Come.
- I’M Made With All The Care And Love In Production That Makes Me Proud To Be Funkita.
- Made From Our Exclusive C-Infinity Fabric, A 100% Italian Polyester That Is A Colourful Breakthrough In Chlorine Resistant Fabric Technology!
- The Superior Choice For Swimmers, C-Infinity Has Exceptional Strength And Can Retain Its Durability Far Beyond Other Elastane Swimwear Fabrics.
- Ideal For Frequent Pool Use For Recreational And Performance-Based Swimming.
As We Prepare To Colonise Mars And Other Faraway Planets It’S Essential That We All Get Used To Tinned Food And Dieting Pills. As Part Of The Campaign, We Plan To Supply Your New Swimwear In A Tin Of Sweet Sugary Syrup Or A Large Blister Pack With A Raspberry Flavoured Coating To Show You How Delicious And Exciting Processed Products Can Be. Make The Switch Now So By The Time You Board Your Flight To Mars You Will Have Forgotten About The Joys Of Eating Fresh, Healthy Food.
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